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Better presidential candidates than Rick Santorum:

jbonneylass:

In no particular order: 

Theodore Roosevelt.

The potato soup I ate for lunch.

My fluffy orange kitty.

This blog post.

Darth Vader.

The eye of Sauron.

My empty jar of peanut butter.

Pikachu.

A polar bear cub.

Birth control pills.

I’m convinced Voldemort wouldn’t be half bad compared to Santorum.

Alright, that’s an exaggeration, but still.

I wonder if Santorum has horcruxes?

(Source: kaylapiplup)

+ Notes

  1. laughing-kaibutsu reblogged this from cynicalxworld
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  4. breakdancingzombie reblogged this from thatweirdguy1480 and added:
    Slowpoke for President! He may be behind the times but he’s still far ahead of most Republican Candidates
  5. mirandastarheart reblogged this from esbatm
  6. felismaula reblogged this from panzerparade
  7. happy-psycho reblogged this from raging-raichel
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  9. esbatm reblogged this from chokinglena
  10. mad-crimson-bomber reblogged this from necro-hazzymancer and added:
    I think even Demise would be a better president.
  11. chokinglena reblogged this from restoremyfateinthese
  12. nikkiperson reblogged this from zombie-auracolypse and added:
    Eye of Sauron all the way
  13. alanananana reblogged this from exactlyasplanned and added:
    Fuck that I want Mickey Mouse
  14. exactlyasplanned reblogged this from raging-raichel
  15. madamate reblogged this from edvilla23
  16. spellkast reblogged this from squidbunny
  17. phrex reblogged this from raging-raichel and added:
    Sauron for president!
  18. edvilla23 reblogged this from thatdudejoey and added:
    I’ll greet you here gladly.
  19. thatweirdguy1480 reblogged this from raging-raichel
  20. xocolatl-xenomorph reblogged this from raging-raichel and added:
    So we have a fluffy Sith potato with with one eye, electrical powers, covered in peanut butter, spouting blog posts,...
  21. mijumaruuuu reblogged this from aciddiarrhea and added:
    voting for Darth Vader, mang. all the way
  22. raging-raichel reblogged this from panzerparade and added:
    I vote we combine all of those candidates to beat Santorum because holy shit.
  23. zombie-auracolypse reblogged this from aciddiarrhea and added:
    theodore roosevelt pls
  24. aciddiarrhea reblogged this from senatorwong and added:
    vote pikachu 2012
  25. necro-hazzymancer reblogged this from thatdudejoey
  26. thatdudejoey reblogged this from senatorwong and added:
    Mexico here I come!
  27. professorsteel reblogged this from senatorwong
  28. senatorwong reblogged this from panzerparade and added:
    Fuck that, Vader knows how to run an Empire Not that it matters to me, I’m Canadian NYEHEHEHEHE
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