Better presidential candidates than Rick Santorum:
In no particular order:
Theodore Roosevelt.
The potato soup I ate for lunch.
My fluffy orange kitty.
This blog post.
Darth Vader.
The eye of Sauron.
My empty jar of peanut butter.
Pikachu.
A polar bear cub.
Birth control pills.
I’m convinced Voldemort wouldn’t be half bad compared to Santorum.
Alright, that’s an exaggeration, but still.
I wonder if Santorum has horcruxes?
(Source: kaylapiplup)
